Meal Replacement Bar

Wait, don’t eat that.

Why waist your time chewing and eating stupid food…when you could have handlebars instead. These are the Meal Replacement Bar.

-Under 1000 grams per serving

-organic, free range brazing. See photos

-rattle can clear, One way ticket to ‘Tina town. (Tina is Rust’s sexy stripper name.)

-Gold vinyl decals

-For sure causes cancer in the state of California

-Goes good with klunkers or vintage MTB’s

-bent in Taiwan, brazed in New Mexico

-Bar 1 - 3.5” rise, 825mm wide, 25 degrees sweep

-Bar 2 - 4.5” rise, 805mm wide, 25 degrees sweep